flockychou:

THE life, Shinji. She’s living THE life.

(via haudankaivaja)

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

(via octopusofobservation)

wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

#whats next#bronal sex?#bronetration?#brorgasm?#oh yeah bro. u just hit my brostate. i love how ur brock feels in my assbrole

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via haudankaivaja)

princeowl:

will graham tries to solve the mystery of who’s been smoking all the Weed with the help of Harijuana Lecter 

(via checkerdox)

ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin:

scarvenrot:

7hrone:

eridick-amporna:

astrofacto:

cabbagepatchcat:

loveschach:

THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST USE OF THE SNK OPENING

I almost choked from how perfect this was

omfg

is that christopher walken

WHY DOES IT SYNC UP LIKE THAT

I FUCKING CRACKED UP WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAILING

((I lost it when he started flying.))

(via octopusofobservation)

define-werewolf:

havingagr8time:

my dance teacher shared this on Facebook and i can’t stop laughing.

a masterpiece

(Source: cantthinkwhy, via octopusofobservation)

cordeliachaseme:

#millions years of evolution and yet here we are #amazing